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"Inquistive, how do you spell that?" *scribble-Poorly-scribble* --Sabi-- | "Inquistive, how do you spell that?" *scribble-Poorly-scribble* --Sabi-- | ||
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| + | Pengarond: "Where did you buy that?"<br> | ||
| + | Waitress: "The marketplace here, they've got nice clothes. I'm very well-dressed."<br> | ||
| + | Pengarond: "I bet you're very well ''un''dressed also..."<br> | ||
| + | '''SLAP!'''<br> | ||
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| + | Poorly: “Was I raised here?”<br> | ||
| + | Halfling Nun: “I don’t know. You were dead and they brought you back to life. I don’t know where you lived.” | ||
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| + | "Zug Zug want moveable cave!" | ||
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| + | “Ogmog eat many people.” <br> | ||
| + | “No, no. That’s goat. Not people.” Guard points at goat—“Goat.” Guard points at self—“People.” Ogmog drops goat on stick in dirt road. Claps at guard and then slings goat back over his shoulder. | ||
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| + | "You see: the smell of rotting meat..." | ||
| + | --The Masterful DM of Uberness, running on three hours of sleep-- | ||
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| + | Dorina: "When will it be morning?" <br> | ||
| + | Shay the Striking: "When the sun rises." *hair twirl, hair twirl* <br> | ||
| + | Matt: "You smell the sun rising."<br> | ||
| + | Steven: "It smells like your character sheet burning." | ||
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| + | "You're not even here. Stop talking to me!" --Tella-who-talks-alot to Bastious... err... to the wall-- | ||
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| + | Sabi: Hey Dragonstar, eh... I’m about two seconds away from ramming someone! Do I need to roll to hit?! <br> | ||
| + | Extremely Helpful and Friendly DragonStar Lady: Is there anything inbetween you and it?<br> | ||
| + | Sabi: Just the windshield.<br> | ||
| + | EH&FDL: Nope. You're good to hit.<br> | ||
| + | BAM!!! ---> Uber pwnage ramming! <br> | ||
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| + | "The head gave us crabs." (Referring to Morte) | ||
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| + | "Fortune Teller Tosscobble- she'll tell you your future, and oh so much more..." | ||
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| + | Sabi: "Your light source just got bigger."<br> | ||
| + | Mikey: "What did you do? Pop Viagra for your torch?"<br> | ||
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| + | Blondie: "The torch has its own light source." <br> | ||
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| + | Captain Rick: "An excremental. The elemental of the sewers."<br> | ||
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| + | Masterful DM: "Binky checks sundial. 'You're right on time, its sunrise.'"<br> | ||
| + | Giggling Bystander: "You had to check the sundial for that?" <br> | ||
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| + | "Where were you when the dragon attacked?"<br> | ||
| + | Binky: "I was busy..." <br> | ||
| + | GB: "...Mastering the sundial."<br> | ||
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| + | Duke: "What happens if I'm caged?"<br> | ||
| + | Borin Frost... ?? *character sheet snatch* Borin Frostbeard: "It will release you." | ||
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| + | Mikey: "Plenty of the duke to go around." *eyebrow wiggles*<br> | ||
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| + | == Dreaded Quotes == | ||
| + | "I attack with my sling." | ||
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| + | "I load my heavy crossbow."<br> | ||
| + | Following round: "I shoot my heavy crossbow." | ||
Latest revision as of 23:00, 6 April 2009
Favorite Quotes
"... Introduce you to my goddess. The goddess of Death!" --Drakom's reply to Death Cleric-- "Is she hot?"
"Cast invisibility on the door!" --Al to Drakom perhaps?--
"Balaser!"
"Inquistive, how do you spell that?" *scribble-Poorly-scribble* --Sabi--
Pengarond: "Where did you buy that?"
Waitress: "The marketplace here, they've got nice clothes. I'm very well-dressed."
Pengarond: "I bet you're very well undressed also..."
SLAP!
Poorly: “Was I raised here?”
Halfling Nun: “I don’t know. You were dead and they brought you back to life. I don’t know where you lived.”
"Zug Zug want moveable cave!"
“Ogmog eat many people.”
“No, no. That’s goat. Not people.” Guard points at goat—“Goat.” Guard points at self—“People.” Ogmog drops goat on stick in dirt road. Claps at guard and then slings goat back over his shoulder.
"You see: the smell of rotting meat..."
--The Masterful DM of Uberness, running on three hours of sleep--
Dorina: "When will it be morning?"
Shay the Striking: "When the sun rises." *hair twirl, hair twirl*
Matt: "You smell the sun rising."
Steven: "It smells like your character sheet burning."
"You're not even here. Stop talking to me!" --Tella-who-talks-alot to Bastious... err... to the wall--
Sabi: Hey Dragonstar, eh... I’m about two seconds away from ramming someone! Do I need to roll to hit?!
Extremely Helpful and Friendly DragonStar Lady: Is there anything inbetween you and it?
Sabi: Just the windshield.
EH&FDL: Nope. You're good to hit.
BAM!!! ---> Uber pwnage ramming!
"The head gave us crabs." (Referring to Morte)
"Fortune Teller Tosscobble- she'll tell you your future, and oh so much more..."
Sabi: "Your light source just got bigger."
Mikey: "What did you do? Pop Viagra for your torch?"
Blondie: "The torch has its own light source."
Captain Rick: "An excremental. The elemental of the sewers."
Masterful DM: "Binky checks sundial. 'You're right on time, its sunrise.'"
Giggling Bystander: "You had to check the sundial for that?"
"Where were you when the dragon attacked?"
Binky: "I was busy..."
GB: "...Mastering the sundial."
Duke: "What happens if I'm caged?"
Borin Frost... ?? *character sheet snatch* Borin Frostbeard: "It will release you."
Mikey: "Plenty of the duke to go around." *eyebrow wiggles*
Dreaded Quotes
"I attack with my sling."
"I load my heavy crossbow."
Following round: "I shoot my heavy crossbow."
