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Moments to Remember (In game or out of game)

After Eric jumped the double doors he was greeted by two creatures. After he dealt 16 or so damage with his cleave attack he looked to me and was like, "Well? How are they?" Me: "Huh? Oh.. that didn't hurt them very much." Then it sunk in that he was going to be screwed. They did kill him. [1]

Cale slaying one kobold, then leaping acrobatically off the ten-foot high platform (and over Sabi's head) to begin killing the next.

Cale's finishing move, complete with subtitles and animation. "The background gets all blurry with some action lines. Cale screams something in Japanese, with subtitles that read 'Wolf Pack Tactics', as he pulls back and then lunges forward, thrusting the spear through the mouth of the kobold, the tip sticking out the back of its skull."

Someone attacking the boulder with a dagger, repeatededly.

Tired of him constantly getting back up after falling unconscious, the kobold wyrmpriest dragging Cale's body into the path of the boulder, then hopping up on the ledge and watching the show.

Balasar rushing over to Ezarael, and then hearing a sickening SQUISH break up the monotonous rolling of the huge boulder. "Uh... we need to help Cale." The two look into the room, and as the boulder passes the entrance, they see some streaks of blood, a bit of blonde hair that looks vaguely familiar, and an eyeball.

Sabi gunning for the skull-skull rope and using the remnants to truss up her kobold prisoner.

Town guard suggesting lobotomy to cure laughing tourettes syndrome. If only swords were more hygienic.

The planted soda bomb lurking on the gaming table merely waiting to explode.

Awarding the party at first level over 3,000 experience points because I forgot to divide the experience by the numbers of characters at the table. Good thing I caught that about a minute later. I was feeling rather down at just buying Keep on the Shadowfell and almost not being able to run it (It's made for levels 1-3 and almost everyone shot up to level 3 and 4).

Sabi intimidating Zug-Zug the Kobold and later bribing him with a "moveable cave" (tent).

Taunting the young white dragon with insults such as: Overgrown lizard, your mother was a wyvern, and your mother was a snowblower!
- (The fact that the character who spouted out "Your mother was a snowblower!" was the only one to make it out of the fight alive.)

"Three threes." "Seven Threes." "Liar; I know there aren't seven threes, because I don't have any." *cup toss* - Conversation while playing Liar's dice, down to two players.

Astronom and Arjhan enjoying a peaceful picnic lunch while the rest of the party is slaughtered inside. Unfortunately, their merry picnic was ruined by Sabi’s untimely death.

Aiden rubbing mud and squished berries over his face to appear ‘ugly like goat’ and getting away with it.

Dorina performing great acrobatic feats of backflips and somersaults.
Price: One Dice Roll.
Ogmog laughing at the Greatest Show in the Nentir Vale.
Priceless.

Dorina triggering an enormous statue's attack with her running start and then colliding with the statue's huge sword head on.

Arguing with the Mayor of Winterhaven in regards to the design of his city and graveyard during a time of crisis. "Wait, you have undead walking around in your graveyard? And the graveyard is inside the city walls? So... um... how does closing the gates help any?"

When confronted with a deep pit, Ogmog and Dorina climb down to investigate. Sabi and Aiden, on the other hand, throw dead bodies down the pit. Look out below!

Random female guard's confusion over what she's armed with. Is it a spear? No? Oh, two swords and a bow. So, she's got her hands on the sword hilts, right? No? She's got her bow out? Are you sure?

Dragonstar. Enough said.

The undead were cramping Morte's, the gangsta skull, style meaning he got no play with the ladies and its hard for skull to get good head.

Sabi & Aiden’s pimped/tricked out Apparatus of Khalazar. Their crab-mobile dancing to the YMCA, pincer-style. The crabsters' incredible ramming abilities.

Bastius persistently punching the DragonStar button and unfortunately getting disconnected from the DragonStar network. Then seconds later being engulfed in a globe of darkness…

The insanely powerful door of Melora. Tundra-tough.

Laura roleplaying Percival (Sir Bastious' groupie): *flex*

After the magical lever was flipped and everyone changed characters.
Greg: "You didn't have to use your second wind."
Blondie: "And by second wind you mean second chance."

Greg, rolling as Aiden, bounces between crits and fumbles.
Blondie: "Can I give a rp stone to Greg for rolling just like Christian?"

Zombie in hammerpants: "I eat swords for breakfast. I don't eat lunch."

Blondie to Sabi: "Did you just intimidate the lever?"
Sabi and Ibas' reunion scene. Complete with grassy field, music, slow motion running, and hugs.

Bella, the but-ugly halfling, coming onto to Dorina: Weird.
Aiden utilizing the dead clown as a sex toy and bribe: Immensely Disturbing.
Mikey finding cheesy 70's porno music to set the mood: Priceless.

Binky interviewing the Hands of the Foot:
"So there you were in the throes of battle about to be acidified and Sabi removed you from the battle..." Borin was knocked out of the way... and out.
....
Dorina: "I kill anything that moves."
Binky stops writing.
Ibas stops flapping and falls to the ground.
....
"Tell me your story Bastious." [Referring to dragon defeat, not a biography]
"Are you sure you've got enough paper Binky?"
"Yes." Binky is poised for action, quill to parchment.
"So there I was one year old..."
Binky puts down the quill.
"You're starting there?"
"Well, there wasn't much happening in the womb."