Quotes

Favorite Quotes

"... Introduce you to my goddess. The goddess of Death!" --Drakom's reply to Death Cleric-- "Is she hot?"

"Cast invisibility on the door!" --Al to Drakom perhaps?--

"Balaser!"

"Inquistive, how do you spell that?" *scribble-Poorly-scribble* --Sabi--

Pengarond: "Where did you buy that?"
Waitress: "The marketplace here, they've got nice clothes. I'm very well-dressed."
Pengarond: "I bet you're very well undressed also..."
SLAP!

Poorly: “Was I raised here?”
Halfling Nun: “I don’t know. You were dead and they brought you back to life. I don’t know where you lived.”

"Zug Zug want moveable cave!"

“Ogmog eat many people.”
“No, no. That’s goat. Not people.” Guard points at goat—“Goat.” Guard points at self—“People.” Ogmog drops goat on stick in dirt road. Claps at guard and then slings goat back over his shoulder.

"You see: the smell of rotting meat..." --The Masterful DM of Uberness, running on three hours of sleep--

Dreaded Quotes

"I attack with my sling."

"I load my heavy crossbow."
Following round: "I shoot my heavy crossbow."