Euphemisms of the Night

A spot for euphemisms, metaphors, and literal descriptions that might be misinterpreted as metaphoric and the running jokes that have yet to die.

  Acidified--(adj) Extremely painful death by dragon, but don't worry Sabi will save you.
  Acidification-- the act of being acidified.  

I'll pull the clown out of the bag of holding, if you know what I mean.

You smell the sun rising. It smells like your character sheet burning.

The head gave us crabs.

Ugly like goat.